WHEN A PATIENT IS READY FOR DISCHARGE









#PatientSelfie or #AssSelfie?

@Regrann from @rn_mfkrs_ - 💉💊






So, I guess this means you don't need IV or anything, right? 


I feel confident you can take ass selfies at home, for free... 


peace out, Girl Scout... 

Nurse Selfies says:
1. Patients look for the slightest opportunities to take selfies of their asses!

2. Patients suddenly noticed how pretty or handsome the nurse is and start making funny comments

3. Always leaving the bed or room to the nursing station to discuss issues not relating to their health

How do you know a patient is due for discharge?

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Keanis Jay

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